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by C.M.M, Terbug, and Dr. Laurie
1 You start referring to yourself as "we".
2 You're afraid of tall buildings.
3 You check your car door handle to make sure there are no razor blades.
4 You start a campaign to convince blood banks to start screening for malaria.
5 You believe in talking viruses.
6 You are afraid to fly in airplanes.
7 Your favorite is "Show me the Mayan!".
8 You feak when you see weird looking flowers.
9 When you enter a hosptal lab, you immdiately look for the blue bio-hazard suits.
10 The first thing you think of in the morning is the Burning Zone.
11 You run a distribution list for all your BZ buddies.
12 Most of your home page has to do with BZ business.
13 You set up alternative Forum sites just in case the BZ Forum goes down.
14 You have tapes of every single BZ episode.
15 You wear out your BZ tapes showing them to all your friends...and family...and
associates, and work pals, your boss, his family...
16 You no longer respond to your given name and start signing all your checks with your
BZ Forum name.
17 Your email server boots you off because of all your email.
18 Your mail administrator has to order a new server just to handle all you BZ email.
19 You get at least 30 emails a day.
20 You know it's impossible to miss one day of computer.
21 You forget you have real mail (aka snail mail).
22 Your snail mailman starts to refer to you as BZ lady or the tape chick.
23 Your family suggests counselling.
24 Your dog leaves you.
25 You begin to refer to UPN as the "Unparalleled Perpetual Nitwits".
26 You know the names and addresses of all TPTB.
27 You've talked on the phone with some of the BZ actors, writers, producers, etc...
28 Your counsellor suggests medication or a trip to the Tibetan Alps for meditation.
29 Sometimes, you stay up all night talking to your favorite buddies on the Burning Zone
Forum.
30 You've been online fo so long that when your husband comes home from work, he goes
straight to the freezer.
31 Your best friend is just a computer away.
32 The first thing you do when you get online is go to the BZ Forum.
33 You tell your children to stop being a "Marcase" when they cry.
34 When anything goes wrong, you try to find a way to trace it to the Dawn or the CDC.
35 You take off your glasses to read something, then remember you don't wear any.
36 You search for any films starring your favorite actor from the show.
37 Your computer talks to you, telling you to come to the forum.
38 You have netmares.
39 You rattle off abbs, such as RL and TSPTB.
40 You know what ROTFLMAOSTCATN means.
41 You quote from you favorite episode in real life conversations.
42 When you're feeling good, you try to find a bottle of Dr. Dicketts' magical elixir.
43 When you hear of the CDC, you giggle and immediately think of Jake Lightman.
44 You search the stores for the exact sunglasses the characters wear.
45 You rent "Suture" and "Soft Kill" just to see Michael Harris.
46 You read about Malaria and realize you understand most of what is written!!!
47 You disappear to South America for extended periods of time.
48 Your two most dreaded letters are RL.
49 You forget your real name.
50 You forget the name of the period of day when the sun rises.
51 When asked who your doctor is, you answer, "Dr. Marcase".
52 Your favorite debate is, "Man or Angel: Who is the Wheelchair Man?"
53 You believe every unexplained death is caused by a plane crash.
54 Your most feared enemies are the CDC, the CIA, UPN, and the Dawn.
55 You know what's so special about Sonicbear.
56 You can rattle off the names of all the BZ episodes non-stop.
57 You know the addresses to all of the BZ sites on the web.
58 You believe bio-hazard suits are a fashion statement.
59 You never want to hear anyone talk about Zimbabwe.
60 You know what the TSPTB means.
61 You don't notice when people stare at you in public.
62 When you have a fever, you believe that you have the Hanta virus.
63 You no longer walk outside alone for fear you will be attacked with a knife.
64 You are afraid of snakes.
65 You understand the humor in these statements because you love the Burning Zone!
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